Tuesday, July 23, 2013

What is there to blog about ....

So, after the premier of my first post I realized that I really have no idea what I'm doing. I didn't know that you could download an "app" to blog from any mobile device....there's an app for that????!!!   And, I was so excited that I actually did write something AND put it on FB that I read it like 47 times....hmmm maybe more :) So I got all excited when I looked at the stats for my blog (yes, they have stats on this too, who knew??? did you know???) and 92 people had read it.......well, wooooohooooo!!!! That's pretty good for a first-timer, right??!! Only, 47 of those peeps were me...darn it!  

Anyway, I was talking to my friend Maggie the other day and she asked when I was going to blog again....Now this is coming from the girl that when I called her the next day after the premier of my blog, for something totally unrelated to my super blog, picked up the phone laughing....oh and, she couldn't stop laughing.  Which in turn made me laugh and I really had no idea what she was laughing about...you know when that happens??? I like that, laughing when you don't know what you  are laughing about. Funny stuff!  Well, she said "ahahahahahaha i read your blog! ahahahahahaha! and I loved it!" Do you remember when I said my close friends are going to be like "WHAT?!!" Well, she was def one of them. :)  So, I told her I didn't know bc what the heck was I going to talk about.  I can talk about how I have nothing to talk about....she said, yeah, that works!  Here I am with nothing to talk about and I'm many words into it. Pretty cool, right?

Suddenly all of these things that I want to talk about are coming to mind...like what's happened since Poon and Baby Chicken left, how my co-worker/friend Laurel wants to bring lots of old words back like RATS! and SHUCKS! and DANG IT! or how my other co-worker/friend Allison likes to use words like Hubba HUBBA when referring to firemen or how she calls men parts Man-Nuggets OR I'd like to talk about my job, that never seems like a job, and my boss that doesn't seem like a boss but is respected as one...but is funny like crazy!! And so many more characters at work that I consider my family away from family....well, you'll have to stay tuned bc I'm running out of run-on sentences and random thoughts for tonight.

I guess there really is stuff to talk about.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

First post, maybe last, probably not.

When my friends, I mean the people that know me "friends", see that I started a blog... They are going to be like "what ?! She can't form anything except a run-on sentence!!! AND she never proof reads anything"... I will not be breaking any of these fine habits.

Well, too bad!! I have thoughts and they come in two forms 1) run on sentences or 2) fragment sentences. Somehow I blame both of these on some degree of A.D.D.  I've never been formally diagnosed, but in order to self medicate I must be able to self diagnose! So, in order to read my blog you must know that the reason there are so many typos is because I'm too lazy to go back and fix anything and I speak in explanation marks... All the time. Oops.... !!!!!

Why now, why a blog??? This past month has been filled with so many random thoughts and I only have a few friends that I'm confident enough to share these thoughts with. Ha, and so now everyone gets to hear them.  Good, bad , ugly or crazy... They are coming out!! This blog is mostly starting because I just put my 14 yr old yellow lab to sleep, UNO aka The Poon, aka Poon!, aka Pooner   Followed, two weeks later, by putting one of may cats to sleep, she was 4. Her name was Baby Chicken named after my best friend Chicken, aka Kimberly Harman.  Ugh, so much emotion and nothing to do with it. It's almost one month since I had to say goodbye to, unarguably, the best dog-friend anyone could ask for. Did you see Marley& me? Well, pretty close to my life with the Poon, except Poon was way heavier... In a big boned kinda way. And well, I'm not married, and oh yeah... I don't have kids... Whatever,  you get the picture.

Thank you Poon and Baby Chicken for filling my life with unconditional love. The holes in my heart will eventually turn into scars, but never doubt for a moment that your love was worth the sadness I feel now.

This blog may not relate to anyone but me, but that's ok, maybe that's good enough.